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Anxious Dave 10:41 Thu Dec 17
Anyone dated a French bird?
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Dilemma. This is (was) going well, she's a bit of a stunner even at 36, dresses beautifully, very pretty, way too good for yours truly. Fourth date last night, back to my gaff, undressed her, and...UGGGHHHH...hairy armpits. Also unkempt downstairs, unruly sprouting all over the show.
Obviously played it cool and finished the job - after initially recoiling - but now wondering how to ask her to have a fucking shave. I thought this was a bit of a MYTH about French birds but it's not.
She's texted me this morning, had a great night etc. Advice on how to respond to remedy this unpleasantness please?
And, yes, I wiped my knob on her
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Spandex Sidney
10:46 Thu Dec 17
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I love a nice hairy muff personally. If you don't, it's a proven fact you are a secret nonce :-)
The armpits are a step too far though, if you don't like it tell her to get shot, if she don't then it's time to move on, be a man for God's sake.
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Ronald_antly
10:46 Thu Dec 17
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Having you tried turning he off and on again?
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jammydee
10:46 Thu Dec 17
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David, If what you say is true, then don't be a dingbat and take what you can get. If she had a cock it sounds like you are still punching above your weight .
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Alan
10:47 Thu Dec 17
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So Hairy Hammer's made it home?
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young woody
10:50 Thu Dec 17
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I laughed at this!
Brilliant
If she is fit just crack on son, maybe drop a hint.
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Takashi Miike
10:51 Thu Dec 17
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nothing wrong with a bush, not that keen on the pit growth though
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Texas Iron
10:51 Thu Dec 17
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No Problem...
Just make sure you have a shower ...preferably together,...before & after...
Also...suggest a kinky pre sex mutual shaving session...
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young woody
10:51 Thu Dec 17
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Or buy her a shaver for Christmas
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cholo
10:51 Thu Dec 17
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I had the same experience as a kid (both sixteen), I didn't say anything at the time as I was just happy to get my leg over and she was otherwise fit. Funnily enough I met up with her again three years later and she'd had a shave, maybe someone else mentioned to her in the intervening years.
Anyway I reckon yours should know by now so your only hope telling her straight, buy her a razor as a Christmas present.
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Takashi Miike
10:54 Thu Dec 17
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mutual shaving session?
not sure id trust any bird with a mach3 round my meat and two veg
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Erith Jeff
10:57 Thu Dec 17
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hav \\ a go on this frenchy rite giv her a rite ol seein to then fukin send er packin hav1 in france n one in engerland lovely jubby x
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Gavros
10:57 Thu Dec 17
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Just have a word son. French girls are generally wonderful, intelligent and fuckiñg filthy in the sack. Count your blessings and point her in the right direction pube wise
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jammydee
10:57 Thu Dec 17
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I once dated a french bird, but unfortunately she went oui oui oui all the way home..
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BarkingMadHammer
10:58 Thu Dec 17
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I'm not a lover of the massive 70's muff , full afro stylie
but nice to root about to find the gold so to speak
tricky conversation to have ha ha ha especially the armpit hair wouldn't like that myself?!?!
I had an American bird who would shave her muff completely bald as if a treat for me, when I never asked for this? On the third time she done it I pulled her and asked her “ have I suggested this” didn't go down too well, thought it a tad strange?
Horses for courses . . . ?
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Mr Polite
10:59 Thu Dec 17
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I pulled a French girl last week funnily enough. But unlike yours she didn't have a hair on her body.
I'll dump her as soon as she hits puberty...
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Lily Hammer
11:00 Thu Dec 17
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Hairy armpits are a dead give away that she is an adult woman. Steer clear and stick to toddlers.
It's only the hairy legs I have a problem with on a girl, so I'm a bit of a hypocrite, but armpits and muff are just fine.
jammydee....
like Erith Jeff, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am a bloke, but if you still want to try what you impressivley described in the WHOmail, I'll be over for the Wolves match. If only YOU were a bird, I'd probably let you and enjoy it.
;-)
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young woody
11:01 Thu Dec 17
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Classic Polite
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Erith Jeff
11:02 Thu Dec 17
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o fuck sake fort i had pulld myself a hammer
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Lily Hammer
11:07 Thu Dec 17
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EJ
In a way, you have sunshine. It will just have to be in platonic way.
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Eggbert Nobacon
11:09 Thu Dec 17
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buy her a razor for xmas, should get the hint then
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